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Cheaper than an iPhone Duo.<\/p>\n<\/header>\n<!-- HERO VIDEO: upload sv-hero-video.mp4 and sv-hero-video-poster.jpg to the WordPress Media Library with these exact filenames. Silent 10s loop, H.264. -->\n<video class=\"sv-video\" src=\"https:\/\/onlyguider.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sv-hero-video.mp4\" poster=\"https:\/\/onlyguider.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sv-hero-video-poster.jpg\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" autoplay muted loop playsinline preload=\"metadata\" aria-label=\"The Spank Vault hard case opens and glows to life as the city lights go dark\"><\/video>\n<!-- ===== 4. 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It arrives pre-built, pre-loaded and ready. <strong>Open the case, press power, join the &#8220;SpankVault&#8221; WiFi.<\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>What&#8217;s in the box<\/h3>\n<div class=\"sv-split\">\n<div><ul>\n<li>An <strong>AI mini PC<\/strong> (10-core processor, 10-core graphics, 16GB memory)<\/li>\n<li><strong>5TB of storage, pre-loaded<\/strong> with curated content<\/li>\n<li>A <strong>local AI engine<\/strong> that makes endless mash-ups and variations, with no internet<\/li>\n<li>Its own <strong>offline WiFi hotspot<\/strong>, so any phone, tablet or TV can watch<\/li>\n<li>A <strong>245Wh battery power station<\/strong> and a <strong>foldable 45W solar panel<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Optional <strong>&#8220;Vault Door&#8221;<\/strong> EMP upgrade<\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>\n<!-- IMAGE: upload sv-in-the-box.webp to the WordPress Media Library with this exact filename (see asset_briefs.md). -->\n<img class=\"sv-img\" src=\"https:\/\/onlyguider.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sv-in-the-box.webp\" alt=\"Everything inside the Spank Vault: AI mini PC, 5TB drive, WiFi hotspot, 245Wh power station, 45W solar panel, cables and hard case\" width=\"1152\" height=\"864\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\">\n<\/div>\n<!-- ===== WHY NOW (short; full context moved to press release) ===== -->\n<div class=\"sv-callout\">\n<h3>Why now?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>PHP2Shell:<\/strong> AI found critical flaws in PHP, the code behind 70% to 80% of websites. CISA and the UK NCSC told organisations that can&#8217;t patch to take PHP systems offline, and six European governments took sites offline.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s1\" title=\"BleepingComputer\">1<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s3\" title=\"CISA\">3<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s59\" title=\"Al Jazeera and Reuters\">59<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li><strong>AI attacks:<\/strong> in the first largely AI-run cyber attack, the AI did 80% to 90% of the work.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s78\" title=\"Anthropic\">78<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li><strong>The web keeps falling over:<\/strong> the October 2025 AWS outage drew over 17 million Downdetector reports.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s68\" title=\"Ookla Downdetector\">68<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li><strong>Doomsday:<\/strong> the Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, its closest ever.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s73\" title=\"Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists\">73<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li><strong>Stockpile:<\/strong> Sweden, Germany, Poland and the UK tell households to store food, water, a radio and batteries.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s46\" title=\"MSB (Sweden)\">46<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s53\" title=\"BBK (Germany)\">53<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s57\" title=\"Notes from Poland\">57<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s54\" title=\"GOV.UK Prepare\">54<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"sv-big\">Seeds: saved. Billionaires: bunkered. Beans: stockpiled. Nobody is curating the world&#8217;s porn. Onlyguider, the world&#8217;s leading OnlyFans search engine, is.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<h3>Pre-loaded: thousands of genres and niches, from 1970s classics to today<\/h3>\n<p>5TB of curated videos, photos and GIFs spanning thousands of genres and niches, with content going back as far as the 1970s, plus the local AI mash-up engine that generates endless new variations of it on-device.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sv-stats\">\n<div class=\"sv-stat\"><b>20,000<\/b><span>videos (SD max-count mode; 6,667 in HD)<sup><a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-fn6\">fn 6-9<\/a><\/sup><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"sv-stat\"><b>900,000<\/b><span>photos<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"sv-stat\"><b>33,333<\/b><span>GIFs<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"sv-stat\"><b>1,667 hours<\/b><span>of HD if filled with video: 69 days non-stop<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h3>The AI mash-up engine<\/h3>\n<p>The Vault&#8217;s local AI generates endless mash-ups and variations of the pre-loaded content, entirely on-device. Honest speeds on this class of 16GB machine:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>1024px images:<\/strong> 30 to 90 seconds each.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s39\" title=\"Heyuan110\">39<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li><strong>512px images:<\/strong> 10 to 30 seconds each.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s39\" title=\"Heyuan110\">39<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li><strong>Short video clips:<\/strong> about 535 seconds each.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s40\" title=\"whatmodel.sh\">40<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li><strong>Per full battery:<\/strong> about 170 high-res images, or about 500 smaller images, or about 19 short AI clips.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Output filter:<\/strong> blocks anything appearing to depict minors.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It is a fast image mash-up machine and a slow, short-clip video machine. That is the price of running on a small battery.<\/p>\n<h3>How much porn is there? (And why we curate)<\/h3>\n<div class=\"sv-table-wrap\"><table>\n<thead><tr><th>Stat<\/th><th>Figure<\/th><\/tr><\/thead>\n<tbody>\n<tr><td>The biggest free porn site&#8217;s total library (2019)<\/td><td><strong>11 petabytes<\/strong><sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s20\" title=\"Popular Mechanics\">20<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>The biggest free porn site&#8217;s uploads in 2019<\/td><td><strong>6.83 million videos, 1.36 million hours<\/strong><sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s21\" title=\"TweakTown\">21<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>The biggest free porn site&#8217;s videos before its December 2020 purge<\/td><td><strong>About 13.5 million<\/strong><sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s22\" title=\"Vice\">22<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s23\" title=\"Ars Technica\">23<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Top 1 million websites that are sex-related<\/td><td><strong>42,337 sites, about 4%<\/strong><sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s24\" title=\"TIME\">24<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s25\" title=\"Psychology Today\">25<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>OnlyFans registered creator accounts (year to 30 Nov 2025)<\/td><td><strong>5,063,000<\/strong>, plus 437 million fan accounts<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s26\" title=\"Variety\">26<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s27\" title=\"Exclu\">27<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<\/tbody><\/table><\/div>\n<div class=\"sv-note\"><p><strong>Myth buster:<\/strong> the famous &#8220;30% of the internet is porn&#8221; line has no solid source. The best estimate is about 4% of sites and 10% to 15% of searches.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s24\" title=\"TIME\">24<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s25\" title=\"Psychology Today\">25<\/a>]<\/sup> Even the biggest Spank Vault holds well under 1% of the biggest free porn site. So we had to curate.<\/p><\/div>\n<!-- ===== 5. SPECS ===== -->\n<h2 id=\"sv-specs\">The specs<\/h2>\n<div class=\"sv-table-wrap\"><table>\n<thead><tr><th>Part<\/th><th>Spec<\/th><\/tr><\/thead>\n<tbody>\n<tr><td>Compute<\/td><td>AI mini PC: 10-core processor, 10-core graphics, 16GB memory, 256GB SSD for system and AI models<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s29\" title=\"AI mini PC\">29<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s31\" title=\"Manufacturer tech specs (size\">31<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Power draw<\/td><td>4W idle, 65W maximum<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s30\" title=\"Manufacturer power consumption figures\">30<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Storage<\/td><td>5TB USB-powered portable drive, pre-loaded (20TB and 40TB tiers below)<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s32\" title=\"5TB USB portable drive\">32<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Battery<\/td><td>245Wh LiFePO4 power station, 3,000 cycles to 80%, 300W AC, up to 110W solar input<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s34\" title=\"245Wh power station + 45W solar panel bundle\">34<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s35\" title=\"Power station specs\">35<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Solar<\/td><td>Foldable 45W panel, folds to 222 x 309 x 40mm, 1.4kg<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s36\" title=\"Foldable 45W solar panel specs\">36<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>WiFi<\/td><td>Offline dual-band hotspot, 300Mbps (2.4GHz) plus 867Mbps (5GHz), broadcasts &#8220;SpankVault&#8221;<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s37\" title=\"Travel router \/ offline hotspot\">37<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Display<\/td><td>No screen, works with any screen: HDMI or USB-C to a TV, monitor or projector; phones and tablets over WiFi; DLNA smart TVs on the local network<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s31\" title=\"Manufacturer tech specs (size\">31<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s41\" title=\"Jellyfin DLNA docs\">41<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Case<\/td><td>Weatherproof hard case, interior 14-7\/8 x 10-5\/8 x 6-1\/8in. Everything fits in one case you can carry with one hand.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s38\" title=\"Rugged hard case\">38<\/a>]<\/sup><\/td><\/tr>\n<\/tbody><\/table><\/div>\n<h3>Runs on sunshine<\/h3>\n<div class=\"sv-split\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"sv-stats\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n<div class=\"sv-stat\"><b>12.6 hours<\/b><span>streaming per charge (Standard)<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"sv-stat\"><b>2.8 hours<\/b><span>AI flat out per charge<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"sv-stat\"><b>7.8 hours<\/b><span>of strong sun: empty to full<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"sv-stat\"><b>All day<\/b><span>streaming on a sunny day, still charging<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"sv-micro\">Every tier&#8217;s stream mode (16.5W to 26W) draws less than the panel&#8217;s 31.5W in good sun. At the full 110W solar input the power station fills in about 2.6 hours.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s34\" title=\"245Wh power station + 45W solar panel bundle\">34<\/a>]<\/sup> Maths in footnote 10.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<!-- IMAGE: upload sv-solar-lifestyle.webp to the WordPress Media Library with this exact filename (see asset_briefs.md). -->\n<img class=\"sv-img\" src=\"https:\/\/onlyguider.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sv-solar-lifestyle.webp\" alt=\"The Spank Vault running on solar power on a rooftop at sunset above a darkened city\" width=\"1152\" height=\"864\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\">\n<\/div>\n<!-- ===== 6. TIERS AND PRICES ===== -->\n<h2 id=\"sv-tiers\">Choose your vault<\/h2>\n<p>Every tier ships with the same curated archive: thousands of genres and niches, from 1970s classics to today. Bigger tiers simply hold more of it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sv-grid3\">\n<div class=\"sv-tier sv-feat\"><span class=\"sv-tag\">Founders&#8217; price<\/span><h3>Standard<\/h3><p class=\"sv-cap\">5TB portable<\/p><p class=\"sv-price\">$999<s>$1,499<\/s><\/p><p class=\"sv-price-note\">Founders&#8217; price for everyone who registers. MSRP $1,499.<\/p>\n<ul><li>20,000 videos (SD) or 6,667 (HD)<\/li><li>900,000 photos<\/li><li>33,333 GIFs<\/li><li>1,667 HD hours (69 days)<\/li><li>About 12.6 hours streaming per charge<\/li><\/ul>\n<a class=\"sv-btn\" href=\"#sv-register\">Register for $999<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"sv-tier\"><h3>Vault XL<\/h3><p class=\"sv-cap\">20TB desktop drive<\/p><p class=\"sv-price\">$1,949<\/p><p class=\"sv-price-note\">MSRP. Still $50 cheaper than an iPhone Duo.<\/p>\n<ul><li>80,000 videos (SD) or 26,667 (HD)<\/li><li>3,600,000 photos<\/li><li>133,333 GIFs<\/li><li>6,667 HD hours (278 days)<\/li><li>About 11 hours streaming per charge<\/li><\/ul>\n<a class=\"sv-btn sv-ghost\" href=\"#sv-register\">Register interest<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"sv-tier\"><h3>Vault Max<\/h3><p class=\"sv-cap\">2 x 20TB (40TB)<\/p><p class=\"sv-price\">$2,599<\/p><p class=\"sv-price-note\">MSRP. Same price as a 1TB iPhone Duo.<\/p>\n<ul><li>160,000 videos (SD) or 53,333 (HD)<\/li><li>7,200,000 photos<\/li><li>266,667 GIFs<\/li><li>13,333 HD hours (about 1.5 years)<\/li><li>About 8 hours streaming per charge<\/li><\/ul>\n<a class=\"sv-btn sv-ghost\" href=\"#sv-register\">Register interest<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- IMAGE: upload sv-tier-comparison.webp to the WordPress Media Library with this exact filename (see asset_briefs.md). -->\n<img class=\"sv-img\" src=\"https:\/\/onlyguider.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sv-tier-comparison.webp\" alt=\"Spank Vault tiers: Standard 5TB $999, Vault XL 20TB $1,949, Vault Max 40TB $2,599\" width=\"1280\" height=\"640\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\">\n<h3>Add-on: the Vault Door<\/h3>\n<div class=\"sv-split\">\n<!-- IMAGE: upload sv-vault-door-faraday.webp to the WordPress Media Library with this exact filename (see asset_briefs.md). -->\n<img class=\"sv-img\" src=\"https:\/\/onlyguider.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sv-vault-door-faraday.webp\" alt=\"The Vault Door add-on: three Faraday bags sealing the Spank Vault kit\" width=\"1152\" height=\"864\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\">\n<div>\n<p class=\"sv-price\">+$349<\/p>\n<p>Three military-tested Faraday bags seal the whole kit: PC, drive and hotspot in one, the power station in another, the folded solar panel in the third.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s42\" title=\"Military-tested laptop Faraday bag ($90)\">42<\/a>]<\/sup><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Passed <strong>MIL-STD-188-125<\/strong> testing by an independent lab, the US military standard for high-altitude EMP protection.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s45\" title=\"Keystone Compliance MIL-STD-188-125 white paper\">45<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li>Shielding fabric tested to <strong>IEEE 299-2006<\/strong> from 1.5GHz to 40GHz.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s44\" title=\"MOS Equipment\">44<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li><strong>80+ dB attenuation<\/strong>: a 100-million-fold cut in signal power.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s43\" title=\"MOS Equipment\">43<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>After an event: open the Vault Door, unfold the panel, plug in, stream.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h3>Cheaper than an iPhone Duo<\/h3>\n<p>Apple&#8217;s first foldable, the iPhone Duo, goes on sale 23 October 2026 from $1,999 (US) \/ &pound;1,999 (UK).<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s8\" title=\"Apple Newsroom\">8<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s9\" title=\"MacRumors\">9<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s10\" title=\"Apple UK store\">10<\/a>]<\/sup><\/p>\n<div class=\"sv-table-wrap\"><table>\n<thead><tr><th>You get<\/th><th class=\"sv-n\">Price<\/th><th>Versus iPhone Duo<\/th><\/tr><\/thead>\n<tbody>\n<tr><td><strong>Founders&#8217; Spank Vault<\/strong> (5TB)<\/td><td class=\"sv-n\">$999<\/td><td>Half the price of a 256GB iPhone Duo ($1,999)<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Standard Spank Vault (5TB)<\/td><td class=\"sv-n\">$1,499<\/td><td>$500 cheaper<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Vault XL (20TB)<\/td><td class=\"sv-n\">$1,949<\/td><td>$50 cheaper<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr><td>Vault Max (40TB)<\/td><td class=\"sv-n\">$2,599<\/td><td>Same price as a 1TB iPhone Duo, 40 times the storage<\/td><\/tr>\n<\/tbody><\/table><\/div>\n<!-- ===== 7. REGISTER ===== -->\n<!-- REGISTER FORM: posts to a Google Sheet via Apps Script. Replace https:\/\/script.google.com\/macros\/s\/AKfycbykkLuQTrUic4MWLs2pJ4WbW1KoCUcN-zUwVhZr0Q4vQTmNHfUuIeNQTbR6yu0HnZM4XA\/exec with the Web app URL (ends in \/exec). Signups land in the sheet with timestamp, name, email, page and referrer. -->\n<section class=\"sv-form\" id=\"sv-register\">\n<h2>Shipping January 2027. Register your interest now.<\/h2>\n<p>Register today and lock in the <strong>$999 founders&#8217; price<\/strong> (MSRP $1,499). No payment taken.<\/p>\n<form action=\"https:\/\/script.google.com\/macros\/s\/AKfycbykkLuQTrUic4MWLs2pJ4WbW1KoCUcN-zUwVhZr0Q4vQTmNHfUuIeNQTbR6yu0HnZM4XA\/exec\" method=\"post\" class=\"sv-reg\" id=\"sv-reg-form\">\n<input type=\"text\" name=\"website\" tabindex=\"-1\" autocomplete=\"off\" aria-hidden=\"true\" style=\"position:absolute;left:-9999px;width:1px;height:1px;opacity:0\">\n<div class=\"sv-fields\">\n<div><label for=\"sv-name\">Name<\/label><input type=\"text\" id=\"sv-name\" name=\"name\" autocomplete=\"name\" required><\/div>\n<div><label for=\"sv-email\">Email<\/label><input type=\"email\" id=\"sv-email\" name=\"email\" autocomplete=\"email\" required><\/div>\n<div><button type=\"submit\" class=\"sv-btn\">Register interest<\/button><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"sv-micro\">Registering is not an order and no payment is taken. We will only email you about the Spank Vault; unsubscribe any time. See the <a href=\"#sv-terms\">terms<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/form>\n<p class=\"sv-thanks\" id=\"sv-thanks\" style=\"display:none\"><strong>You&#8217;re on the list.<\/strong> We&#8217;ll email you before the Spank Vault ships in January 2027.<\/p>\n<script>\n(function(){var f=document.getElementById('sv-reg-form');if(!f)return;f.addEventListener('submit',function(ev){ev.preventDefault();var d=new FormData(f);d.append('page',location.href);d.append('ref',document.referrer||'');var b=f.querySelector('button');if(b){b.disabled=true;b.textContent='Registering...';}fetch(f.action,{method:'POST',mode:'no-cors',body:d}).then(function(){f.style.display='none';document.getElementById('sv-thanks').style.display='block';}).catch(function(){if(b){b.disabled=false;b.textContent='Register interest';}alert('Something went wrong. Please try again.');});});})();\n<\/script>\n<!-- OPTIONAL LIVE COUNTER (from the v9 mechanic). Add only once a real count is wired up: <p class=\"sv-micro\"><strong>[X]<\/strong> people have registered for the Spank Vault.<\/p> -->\n<\/section>\n<!-- ===== 8. FAQ ===== -->\n<h2 id=\"sv-faq\">FAQ<\/h2>\n<details><summary>When does it ship?<\/summary><div><p>Shipping January 2027. Register your interest now to lock in the $999 founders&#8217; price.<\/p><\/div><\/details>\n<details><summary>Does it need the internet?<\/summary><div><p>Never. The content, the AI engine and the WiFi hotspot all run on the box itself. Open the case, press power, join the &#8220;SpankVault&#8221; WiFi.<\/p><\/div><\/details>\n<details><summary>What&#8217;s on it?<\/summary><div><p>5TB of curated videos, photos and GIFs spanning thousands of genres and niches, going back as far as the 1970s: about 20,000 videos (or 6,667 in HD), 900,000 photos and 33,333 GIFs on the Standard Vault. Bigger tiers hold up to 160,000 videos, 7.2 million photos and 266,667 GIFs.<\/p><\/div><\/details>\n<details><summary>Can it make new content?<\/summary><div><p>Yes. The local AI engine makes endless mash-ups and variations of the vault&#8217;s content on-device: about 170 high-res images or about 19 short AI clips per full battery. An output filter blocks anything appearing to depict minors.<\/p><\/div><\/details>\n<details><summary>How long does the battery last?<\/summary><div><p>About 12.6 hours of streaming on the Standard Vault, or 2.8 hours with the AI flat out. On a sunny day the 45W panel streams all day and still charges.<\/p><\/div><\/details>\n<details><summary>What can I watch it on?<\/summary><div><p>Any screen. HDMI or USB-C to a TV, monitor or projector, phones and tablets over the offline WiFi, and DLNA smart TVs on the local network.<\/p><\/div><\/details>\n<details><summary>What is the Vault Door?<\/summary><div><p>A $349 add-on: three Faraday bags that passed MIL-STD-188-125 EMP testing, with 80+ dB attenuation. Seal the kit between sessions.<\/p><\/div><\/details>\n<details><summary>Is there a waiver?<\/summary><div><p>Customers will be made to sign a contract and waiver regarding usage before the end of the world. Nobody will care if the world does end though.<\/p><\/div><\/details>\n<details><summary>Is registering an order?<\/summary><div><p>No. Registering your interest is not an order and no payment is taken. See the terms below.<\/p><\/div><\/details>\n<p class=\"sv-ctas\"><a class=\"sv-btn\" href=\"#sv-register\">Register your interest: $999 founders&#8217; price<\/a><\/p>\n<!-- ===== 9. SMALL PRINT ===== -->\n<footer class=\"sv-small\">\n<h2 id=\"sv-curate\">Footnotes: How we curate<\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>Popularity.<\/strong> Clips are ranked by views, like-to-dislike ratio and favourites, weighted by the number of votes, so a short clip with a handful of perfect ratings cannot outrank a well-loved classic.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Coverage.<\/strong> We take the top clips from every category and niche, not just the overall top list. That is how the archive spans thousands of genres and niches.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Era quotas.<\/strong> Each decade from the 1970s to today gets its own share of the archive, so the classics sit alongside the latest releases.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Quality and de-duplication.<\/strong> Every file must meet a minimum resolution and length. Perceptual hashing (matching files by what they look like, not by name) removes re-uploads and duplicates.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Safety.<\/strong> Content from verified uploaders only, the standard the biggest free porn site adopted when it removed all unverified uploads in December 2020.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s22\" title=\"Vice\">22<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s23\" title=\"Ars Technica\">23<\/a>]<\/sup> Every file is hash-matched against known child sexual abuse material hash lists from the Internet Watch Foundation<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s70\" title=\"Internet Watch Foundation\">70<\/a>]<\/sup> and NCMEC.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s71\" title=\"NCMEC\">71<\/a>]<\/sup> Adult performers only, with age and identity records kept under US record-keeping law, 18 U.S.C. 2257<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s72\" title=\"18 U.S. Code 2257\">72<\/a>]<\/sup>, plus consent records.<\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-fn6\"><strong>Average video length:<\/strong> 12 minutes. The biggest free porn site&#8217;s 2019 figures: 1.36 million hours \/ 6.83 million videos = 11.9 minutes.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s21\" title=\"TweakTown\">21<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<li><strong>Video sizes:<\/strong> HD up to 3GB per hour, SD up to 1GB per hour, 4K up to 7GB per hour.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s28\" title=\"Netflix Help\">28<\/a>]<\/sup> A 12-minute clip is 0.6GB in HD and 0.2GB in SD.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Photos and GIFs:<\/strong> 1MB per photo (a web-sized JPEG) and 3MB per GIF (a short loop), our working averages.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Storage split:<\/strong> 80% video, 18% photos, 2% GIFs. 1TB = 1,000GB, as drives are sold.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Prices and power:<\/strong> component prices checked 19 to 22 October 2026. Runtime and solar figures assume 85% of the 245Wh battery is usable (208Wh), stream mode at 16.5W (Standard), 19W (XL) and 26W (Max), generate mode at 73.5W, and the 45W panel delivering 70% of its rating (31.5W) in good sun.<sup>[<a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s30\" title=\"Manufacturer power consumption figures\">30<\/a>, <a class=\"sv-src\" href=\"#sv-s34\" title=\"245Wh power station + 45W solar panel bundle\">34<\/a>]<\/sup><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h2 id=\"sv-terms\">Terms and conditions<\/h2>\n<p>The Spank Vault is offered by Onlyguider, the world&#8217;s leading OnlyFans search engine. Registering your interest is not an order, an offer or a contract of sale, and no payment is taken. Onlyguider may change or withdraw the price, the founders&#8217; price, the specification, the tiers, the content, availability, launch and shipping dates, shipping regions and anything else on this page at any time without notice. The founders&#8217; price is not guaranteed. Images, renders, specifications and figures are illustrative, and nothing on this page is final or binding. Any future order will be subject to its own terms. By registering, you agree that we may contact you about the Spank Vault; you can unsubscribe at any time using the link in any email we send.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Terms of use:<\/strong> Customers will be made to sign a contract and waiver regarding usage before the end of the world. Nobody will care if the world does end though.<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"sv-sources\">Sources<\/h2>\n<ol class=\"sv-sources\">\n<li id=\"sv-s1\" value=\"1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bleepingcomputer.com\/news\/security\/php-ships-emergency-patches-for-critical-php2shell-flaws\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">BleepingComputer, &#8220;PHP ships emergency patches for critical PHP2Shell flaws&#8221;, 21 Oct 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s2\" value=\"2\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thephp.foundation\/blog\/2026\/10\/21\/todays-php-security-release-and-how-were-strengthening-php-security\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">The PHP Foundation, 21 Oct 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s3\" value=\"3\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cisa.gov\/news-events\/alerts\/2026\/10\/21\/critical-vulnerabilities-php-require-immediate-patching\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">CISA, &#8220;Critical Vulnerabilities in PHP Require Immediate Patching&#8221;, 21 Oct 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s7\" value=\"7\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aws.amazon.com\/blogs\/security\/amazon-threat-intelligence-identifies-php2shell-exploitation-prior-to-public-disclosure-in-madpot\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">AWS Security Blog<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s8\" value=\"8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apple.com\/newsroom\/2026\/09\/apple-unveils-iphone-duo\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Apple Newsroom, &#8220;Apple unveils iPhone Duo&#8221;, 9 Sep 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s9\" value=\"9\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.macrumors.com\/2026\/10\/15\/iphone-duo-pre-orders-and-release-date\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">MacRumors, &#8220;iPhone Duo: Pre-Order Time and Release Date&#8221;, 15 Oct 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s10\" value=\"10\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apple.com\/uk\/shop\/buy-iphone\/iphone-duo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Apple UK store, iPhone Duo (GBP prices)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s11\" value=\"11\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.seedvault.no\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Svalbard Global Seed Vault (1,417,799 samples; 13 Oct 2026 deposit)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s13\" value=\"13\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/story\/mark-zuckerberg-inside-hawaii-compound\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">WIRED, &#8220;Inside Mark Zuckerberg&#8217;s Top-Secret Hawaii Compound&#8221;, 14 Dec 2023<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s17\" value=\"17\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reuters.com\/world\/us\/prepping-disaster-diversifies-more-americans-lose-trust-2024-03-09\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Reuters, &#8220;US &#8216;prepper&#8217; culture diversifies&#8230;&#8221;, 9 Mar 2024<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s20\" value=\"20\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.popularmechanics.com\/culture\/web\/a29623446\/pornhub-porn-data-storage\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Popular Mechanics, porn site data storage (11PB), 2019<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s21\" value=\"21\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tweaktown.com\/news\/69387\/pornhub-2019-transferred-6-597-petabytes-data-209gb-per-second\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">TweakTown, porn site 2019 year in review (6.83m videos, 1.36m hours, 6,597PB)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s22\" value=\"22\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/pornhub-suspended-all-unverified-videos-content\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Vice, unverified content purge, 14 Dec 2020<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s23\" value=\"23\"><a href=\"https:\/\/arstechnica.com\/tech-policy\/2020\/12\/pornhub-purges-all-unverified-user-uploads-in-wake-of-abuse-allegations\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Ars Technica, millions of unverified videos purged, 14 Dec 2020<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s24\" value=\"24\"><a href=\"https:\/\/time.com\/archive\/7239414\/how-much-of-the-internet-is-porn-less-than-youd-expect\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">TIME, &#8220;How Much of the Internet Is Porn? Less than You&#8217;d Expect&#8221; (Ogas)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s25\" value=\"25\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.psychologytoday.com\/us\/blog\/all-about-sex\/201611\/dueling-statistics-how-much-the-internet-is-porn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Psychology Today, &#8220;Dueling Statistics: How Much of the Internet Is Porn?&#8221;, Nov 2016<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s26\" value=\"26\"><a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/2026\/digital\/news\/onlyfans-millionaires-creators-earned-more-than-1-million-1236842444\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Variety, OnlyFans FY2025 (5m creator accounts, 2.5m active, 437m fans), 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s27\" value=\"27\"><a href=\"https:\/\/exclu.at\/blog\/onlyfans-statistics\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Exclu, OnlyFans statistics from Fenix International FY2025 accounts (5,063,000 creators; FY2024 4,634,000)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s28\" value=\"28\"><a href=\"https:\/\/help.netflix.com\/en\/node\/87\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Netflix Help, data usage per hour<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s29\" value=\"29\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.microcenter.com\/product\/688173\/apple-mac-mini-mu9d3ll-a-(late-2024)-desktop-computer;-apple-m4-10-core-cpu;-16gb-unified-memory;-256gb-solid-state-drive;-10-core-gpu-16-core-neural-\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">AI mini PC, 10-core, 16GB\/256GB, $679.99<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s30\" value=\"30\"><a href=\"https:\/\/support.apple.com\/en-us\/103253\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Manufacturer power consumption figures<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s31\" value=\"31\"><a href=\"https:\/\/support.apple.com\/en-us\/121555\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Manufacturer tech specs (size, ports)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s32\" value=\"32\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Elements-Portable-External-Drive-WDBHDW0050BBK-EESN\/dp\/B08D88ZHLD\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">5TB USB portable drive, $184.99<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s34\" value=\"34\"><a href=\"https:\/\/us.ecoflow.com\/products\/river-3-solar-generator\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">245Wh power station + 45W solar panel bundle, $249<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s35\" value=\"35\"><a href=\"https:\/\/us.ecoflow.com\/products\/river-3-portable-power-station\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Power station specs<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s36\" value=\"36\"><a href=\"https:\/\/uk.ecoflow.com\/products\/45w-portable-solar-panel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Foldable 45W solar panel specs<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s37\" value=\"37\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gl-inet.com\/en-us\/products\/gl-sft1200\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Travel router \/ offline hotspot, $39.99<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s38\" value=\"38\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.harborfreight.com\/3800-weatherproof-protective-case-large-black-63927.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Rugged hard case, $39.99<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s39\" value=\"39\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.heyuan110.com\/posts\/ai\/2026-02-15-mac-mini-local-image-generation\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Heyuan110, local AI image generation on a 16GB mini PC, 15 Feb 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s40\" value=\"40\"><a href=\"https:\/\/whatmodel.sh\/video\/for\/16gb-apple-silicon\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">whatmodel.sh, AI video models for 16GB mini PCs<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s41\" value=\"41\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jellyfin.org\/docs\/general\/post-install\/networking\/dlna\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Jellyfin DLNA docs<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s42\" value=\"42\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mosequipment.com\/products\/mission-darkness-non-window-faraday-bag-for-laptops\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Military-tested laptop Faraday bag ($90)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s43\" value=\"43\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mosequipment.com\/pages\/testing-certifications\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">MOS Equipment, Testing Certifications<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s44\" value=\"44\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mosequipment.com\/pages\/ieee-299-2006-testing\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">MOS Equipment, IEEE 299-2006 Testing<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s45\" value=\"45\"><a href=\"https:\/\/custodi.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/MOS_Equipment_-_Shielding_Effectiveness_Test_Report_MIL-STD-188-125-2_Certification_White_Paper.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Keystone Compliance MIL-STD-188-125 white paper<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s46\" value=\"46\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rib.msb.se\/filer\/pdf\/30874.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">MSB (Sweden), &#8220;In case of crisis or war&#8221;, Publ. MSB2400, November 2024<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s47\" value=\"47\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cphpost.dk\/2024-11-25\/general\/swedish-households-receiving-brochure-on-crisis-and-war-preparedness-these-weeks\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">The Copenhagen Post, 25 Nov 2024 (5.2 million households, 18 Nov to 1 Dec)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s48\" value=\"48\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.suomi.fi\/news\/a-new-guide-instructs-the-population-to-prepare-for-incidents-and-crises\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Suomi.fi (Finland), &#8220;New guide instructs people how to prepare for incidents and crises&#8221;, 18 Nov 2024<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s49\" value=\"49\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.suomi.fi\/guides\/preparedness\/how-to-prepare-for-incidents-and-crises\/general-instructions-on-preparedness-home-emergency-supplies-and-on-what-to-do-in-different-situations\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Suomi.fi, home emergency supplies for at least 3 days (updated 29 Jun 2026)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s50\" value=\"50\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dsb.no\/en\/Safe-everyday-life\/Self-preparedness\/How-to-contribute-to-Norway_78s-emergency-preparedness2\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">DSB (Norway), self-preparedness for one week, checklist and FAQ<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s51\" value=\"51\"><a href=\"https:\/\/samsik.dk\/forberedt\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Styrelsen for Samfundssikkerhed (Denmark), &#8220;Forberedt p\u00e5 kriser&#8221;, 2025<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s52\" value=\"52\"><a href=\"https:\/\/eur-lex.europa.eu\/legal-content\/EN\/TXT\/?uri=celex%3A52025JC0130\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">European Commission, EU Preparedness Union Strategy, 26 Mar 2025 (JOIN(2025) 130, action 14)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s53\" value=\"53\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbk.bund.de\/SharedDocs\/Pressemitteilungen\/DE\/2025\/10\/pm-13-neuer-ratgeber.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">BBK (Germany), press release 13 Oct 2025 and guide &#8220;Vorsorgen f\u00fcr Krisen und Katastrophen&#8221;<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s54\" value=\"54\"><a href=\"https:\/\/prepare.campaign.gov.uk\/get-prepared-for-emergencies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">GOV.UK Prepare, &#8220;Get prepared for emergencies&#8221;<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s55\" value=\"55\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hansard.parliament.uk\/Commons\/2026-01-22\/debates\/9A3874F3-A7C0-43D2-905B-9845BD436707\/EmergencyPreparedness\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Hansard, House of Commons, &#8220;Emergency Preparedness&#8221;, 22 Jan 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s56\" value=\"56\"><a href=\"https:\/\/newsroom.postnl.nl\/en-NL\/259194-postnl-delivers-information-booklet-prepare-for-an-emergency-to-8-5-million-households\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">PostNL Newsroom (Netherlands), 18 Nov 2025 (8.5 million households, 72 hours)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s57\" value=\"57\"><a href=\"https:\/\/notesfrompoland.com\/2026\/01\/12\/government-sends-safety-handbook-to-every-household-in-poland\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Notes from Poland, &#8220;Government sends safety handbook to every household in Poland&#8221;, 12 Jan 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s58\" value=\"58\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiz.io\/blog\/php2shell-php-rce\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Wiz Research, &#8220;PHP2Shell: AI uncovers critical RCE vulnerabilities affecting 70% of the Internet&#8221;, 21 Oct 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s59\" value=\"59\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/10\/22\/world-leaders-warn-against-security-flaw-found-in-php-computer-programming\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Al Jazeera and Reuters, &#8220;World leaders warn of security flaws found in PHP programming language&#8221;, 22 Oct 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s62\" value=\"62\"><a href=\"https:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2025\/08\/04\/google-says-its-ai-based-bug-hunter-found-20-security-vulnerabilities\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">TechCrunch, &#8220;Google says its AI-based bug hunter found 20 security vulnerabilities&#8221;, 4 Aug 2025<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s63\" value=\"63\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.darpa.mil\/news\/2025\/aixcc-results\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">DARPA, &#8220;AI Cyber Challenge marks pivotal inflection point for cyber defense&#8221;, 8 Aug 2025<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s64\" value=\"64\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ncsc.gov.uk\/news\/uk-experiencing-four-nationally-significant-cyber-attacks-weekly\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">NCSC, &#8220;UK experiencing four &#8216;nationally significant&#8217; cyber attacks every week&#8221; (Annual Review 2025)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s65\" value=\"65\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cve.org\/About\/Metrics\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">CVE Program, Published CVE Records metrics (accessed 22 Oct 2026)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s66\" value=\"66\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.cloudflare.com\/18-november-2025-outage\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Cloudflare Blog, &#8220;Cloudflare outage on November 18, 2025&#8221;, Matthew Prince<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s67\" value=\"67\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ct.com\/news\/cloudflare-fault-in-bot-system-led-to-outage\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Cointelegraph, &#8220;Cloudflare blames database error for outage that took down 20% of the internet&#8221;, 19 Nov 2025<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s68\" value=\"68\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fonearena.com\/blog\/471254\/largest-outages-2025-ookla.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Ookla Downdetector, largest outages of 2025 (AWS 20 Oct 2025, 17m+ reports; Cloudflare 18 Nov 2025, 3.3m reports), via FoneArena<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s69\" value=\"69\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.microsoft.com\/blog\/2024\/07\/20\/helping-our-customers-through-the-crowdstrike-outage\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Microsoft, &#8220;Helping our customers through the CrowdStrike outage&#8221;, 20 Jul 2024<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s70\" value=\"70\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.iwf.org.uk\/our-technology\/our-services\/image-hash-list\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Internet Watch Foundation, Image Hash List<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s71\" value=\"71\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.missingkids.org\/blog\/2024\/helping-child-survivors-fight-to-remove-sex-abuse-images\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">NCMEC, hash lists shared with electronic service providers<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s72\" value=\"72\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.law.cornell.edu\/uscode\/text\/18\/2257\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">18 U.S. Code 2257, record-keeping requirements (Cornell LII)<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s73\" value=\"73\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thebulletin.org\/2026\/01\/press-release-it-is-85-seconds-to-midnight\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, &#8220;It is 85 seconds to midnight&#8221;, 27 Jan 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s74\" value=\"74\"><a href=\"https:\/\/yougov.com\/en-gb\/articles\/54310-most-britons-now-believe-world-war-3-is-likely-in-the-next-few-years\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">YouGov, &#8220;Most Britons now believe World War 3 is likely in the next few years&#8221;, 13 Mar 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s77\" value=\"77\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.weforum.org\/publications\/global-risks-report-2026\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">World Economic Forum, Global Risks Report 2026 and press release, Jan 2026<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s78\" value=\"78\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.anthropic.com\/research\/disrupting-AI-espionage\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Anthropic, &#8220;Disrupting the first reported AI-orchestrated cyber espionage campaign&#8221;, 13 Nov 2025<\/a><\/li>\n<li id=\"sv-s79\" value=\"79\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ncsc.gov.uk\/report\/impact-ai-cyber-threat-now-2027\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">NCSC, &#8220;Impact of AI on cyber threat from now to 2027&#8221;, May 2025<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/footer>\n<\/article>\n<!-- ===== END THE SPANK VAULT block ===== -->\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n<style>#wrapper.site{overflow:clip;}.kadence-column3436_832509-2b > .kt-inside-inner-col,.kadence-column3436_832509-2b > .kt-inside-inner-col:before{border-top-left-radius:0px;border-top-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-right-radius:0px;border-bottom-left-radius:0px;}.kadence-column3436_832509-2b > .kt-inside-inner-col{column-gap:var(--global-kb-gap-sm, 1rem);}.kadence-column3436_832509-2b > .kt-inside-inner-col{flex-direction:column;}.kadence-column3436_832509-2b > .kt-inside-inner-col > .aligncenter{width:100%;}.kadence-column3436_832509-2b > 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